Michelle.
Unknown
Fucked in the head.
It's okay, I hate me too.

c-a-r-i-b-b-e-a-n:

mermaids-loving-summer:

☼ 100% active summer blog xo ☼

✌☯Caribbean Paradise☯✌

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

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lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE
thesedayswillpassyouby:

X

alittlefurtheroutoftheway:

mythorns:

To non Australians
“Yeah, nah” means “no”
“Nah, yeah” means “yes”

I can see how this may be confusing.

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suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

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"

You can put nine thousand miles between you and another person. You can make a vow to never speak his name. You can surgically remove someone from your life.

And still, he’ll haunt you.

"
Edward Warren, Lone Wolf by Jodi Picoult (via vowelhater)

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